Master Tea is the old hippie 3rd cousin of Mr. T. Master Tea (formerly known as Bob Bobson) spent a ton of time in the far east learning about various teas, medicines, shapeshifting. Whence he returned to the west, he felt he didn't fit in, so he transitioned to a frog. You can still call him "Master Tea". He won't be offended...or just "Master" will do. Close friends call him "MT". Just don't call him "Frog boy", "Frogger", "Frognasty5000" or anything of the like. If you do... this song will magically begin to play in the background of your present moment, Master Tea will portal hop to wherever you are and he will kick your ass. Badly. He'll also probably poison you with frog medicine. Because it sprays everywhere when he does his Typhoon Backspins on your face. You've been warned.